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My Fairy Tale

To me, I live in Fairytale land. I am, of course, the gorgeous princess, TD is an evil giant, and Drew is a prince whose friends are weird people. My real story is more complicated. Of course, there is a girl named MO, that's what I'm gonna call her, who also fights for the prince. But duh, I'm the one who gets him anyways, since this is my fairytale. There is dumb TD, who every once in a while, calls the castle, and Princess Zoie screams in his ear to shut up and go away. There is also the evil Dragon, CJ, who always laughs in the princess's face, while she calls him bad things.
Then the princess makes the prince scream at them that "She is special, and go away, dummies!" The evil things go away, and realize Prince Drew knows what he's talking about.

What a Story

What Signal is coming?

I feel weird about Drew. He was being really mean one day, so I wrote him a note saying I used to think he was nice, but now I think he's a jerk. Moments later he gave me back all the notes I've ever given him. Everyone says him even keeping them means he likes me. If he didn't put them in the garbage when he got them. What do you think? Is it more of my fault or his?
Or maybe BOTH of us were being jerks. I was the one to call him a jerk. But he was showing everybody all the notes I gave him. He knows I didn't want him to show anyone but maybe his friends those. What if TD saw them?
Help me!
Zoie

Junior junk books

At School my teacher has this program called 'Junior Great Books' for extreme readers like me. We had to read a load of crap. One book was called 'A bad road 4 cats. It was about some old lady who lost her cat. Then found her. THE END!!! What a crappy book. I keep telling Mrs. Klinke, my teacher, I don't want to participate in it. NICELY. She says, alright. Next time you don't have to go with Mrs. Fricke." I was totes happy, til the next Tuesday, when the program was again. So I stayed at my desk, glad not to go. Then Mrs. Klinke told me to hurry up and go. I explained how she said I didn't have to go, and she said I need to finish it. So I'm thinkin'

What The HECK?! Comment, guys, ok?

Help, I gotta stalker!

Lately, school has been pretty harsh. A weird boy nicknamed here TD, has been stalking me. Mom thinks all this crap like, "OOh, how sweet. Wouldn't you be happy if Drew (a boy I actually like) did such nice things?" It doesn't seem 'sweet' to me. This boy spent all his $ at Biztown (AKA Exchange City) towards dedicating love songs to me. It is really scaring me. Post a comment! Tell me what I could do to get him to shove it!
Love ya 2 my fans!
Zoie Lucille Johnson

I Love rock and roll?

There is a talent show on May 23, 2008. And guess who auditioned? Me, that's who! And, to my surprise, we were accepted in! Alli, my 5 foot 2 friend is playing the drums. I mean, not the hard kind. It's just a few different beats. After all, I would ruin my own song if I made her do anything harder. I'm singing one of the now popular 80's songs-I love rock and roll! It's inbetween the Brittney Spears version on Crossroads , and inbetween the regular version. We have no guitar; I can't play it fast enough, Alli can't play guitar. So, it won't be quite as good as the real song, but in our eyes it will. We can make it great if we try!! If you want to check it out it's at 9:30am on Friday.

To the movies we go!

My BFF Reide came over this past weekend, and we had lots of fun. We both put our money into purchasing popcorn, and a large coke, on account I'm allergic to icees. We saw 'College Road Trip' the movie. The critics gave it a C, but I would have given it a B. It was pretty good, and satisfyisng if you ask me. Reide liked it too. We also rented 'Nancy Drew' the movie. The movie is a heck lot better than the books is what I think. They're just-I don't know, better. When we got home, we still had the movie popcorn. We finished that while we were watching the following:
Pee-Wee Herman's big adventure
Nancy Drew
Joe Dirt
We stayed up until about 1:45 at night watching Pee-Wee Herman. Reide didn't think it was that hilarious. She didn't even laugh more than um...uh...4 times. It was funnier than that!