painting dukee

Today I was painting in the garage. Eli brought in a sphere shaped rock colored black/brown, and I was suspicous. Eli said the way to tell if it was dukee or not was to put it in our paint cup, and if it squished, we knew it was dukee. That sounded totally eww, so I decided to just go with pretending it was a rock. I started to paint it, and all of the sudden, Eli grabbed the dukee and threw it on the ground. It splattered all over. He repeated this with the remains a few times, and we laughed about how I painted dukee.